back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
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my mom is on the phone with my dad (a microbiologist) and she told him “go to bed, turn off the computer, and just, just don’t do science. don’t do any science”
FIRST KISS: We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time…
"What’s your name again?"
Shout out to all the lucky gals that feel nothing when they’re on their periods while I feel like a fully grown dinosaur on a motorbike is trying to pop a wheelie right out of my vagoo.
if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you
me when i’m not ok but I don’t want people to worry about me
How puppies help when you’re sick.
My Mom said the cutest thing today. She said all of us on here are like “cyber hippies”. All about preaching peace, love, freedom, and human equality. Letting our hair grow. And not wanting to do much work. I dont know about you but that sounds pretty spot on.